Plan on an extra long trip when you are with her.
She refused to make any left-hand turns due to an earlier painful experience.
Even though they were almost all wildly wrong, her stories were as colourful as some of her outfits.
She saw no good reason that striped or plaid did not 'go" with a floral.
And then she'd add a hat.
She saw in pictures, I saw in numbers
We always found our destination.
We were a contrary partnership for a short while,
and then one day our differences got too big.